My Boyfriend Made Me This Blog Because He Thinks I’m Perfect

Aug 20, 2009

He wishes only to share my perfection with the world. He thinks people will read my Mlog and be enthusiastic about my existence and thus envious of him.

He is so good looking I usually just do whatever he says. But I worry his parents will read my Mlog and find out that I once ordered a pornographic film to my hotel room (Pump Friction link) or took acid and got naked at a public beach on a weekday (Liberate Your Tampon link).